Hey kids. I am Nortaneous, an ultra-leet internet ninja and elite hacker.

Not really. I'm a worthless hack with no talent who currently attends this hellhole, despite the efforts of the administration; I think the fact that they designed their site in FrontPage says enough about them. I program in various lame languages, mostly Actionscript and TI-89 BASIC, and dork around with Flash whenever I'm feeling masochistic enough to sit through its hideously long load time and frequent crashes.

I might add a picture of myself or something if I can tolerate one of the painful hells that are Facebook and digital cameras for long enough to get one.