01:42 <+cat> how about why are you not in dc? ...no wait fuck dc everything is horribly overpriced nad touristy
01:42 <+cat> * and
01:42 <+Shoff> NAD TOURISTY
01:42 -!- cat is now known as NadTourist
01:43 <@Knight> that's pretty nad
01:43 * NadTourist tours Shoff's nads
01:43 <@Knight> I feel like nad is a Dr Seuss character
01:43 * Shoff gives NadTourist a tour of his nads
01:43 <+NadTourist> Knight: one nad two nad red nad blue nad


18:49 < zvavok> I FELL AND BROKE MY CHILDHOOD


02:07 < Satan> the girl I like is a russian hindi with the last name "stein"
02:08 < JMW> russian hindi is pretty rare
02:08 < JMW> you should use at least an ultra ball


00:46 < Satan_shower> FUUU KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE THE KNIFE OUT OF PANTS


15:40 < Satan> cat: so wealth is a function of labor, no?
15:40 < cat> maybe in an ideal society
15:41 < BSC|Stuffs> cat: we call it "rand's masturbatory fantasies"
15:41 < zvavok> OH OH OH WEALTH IS A FUNCTION OF LABOR UUUUNH UUUUUUUNH
15:42 < zvavok> OH GOD SOMEBODY GET A TISSUE OH THERE IS NO ALTRUISM OOOOOOH


(3:14:43 PM) MrBluePencil: don't you think those
(3:14:45 PM) MrBluePencil: african clickers
(3:14:46 PM) MrBluePencil: could make
(3:14:49 PM) MrBluePencil: great beatboxers


13:39 < Geekthras> man when someone is an op and you try to halfop them
13:40 < Geekthras> they should be an op and a half


12:53 <~Josh> !kick Bot Cock sucker
12:53 -!- Josh was kicked from #Lounge by Bot [Oops! (Josh)]


23:42 <%Colin> Friends interrupt your communion with God. Burn them.


10:28 < cat> elena-monster: what were you doing to get ink on your tits
10:28 <@elena-monster> I wrote physics equations on them


10:15 < cat> oh my god there are two discussions going on and they're both about dicks


22:54 <&lietk12> wheeeeeeeeee
22:54 <&lietk12> I lurve git
22:54 <&lietk12> it is such a useful tool
22:54 < cat> lietk12: can it do git --me_a_beer
22:54 <&lietk12> cat: yes
22:54 <&lietk12> with aliases
22:54 <&lietk12> :P
22:54 < cat> lietk12: cool so I can have my computer get me a beer?
22:55 <&lietk12> cat: yeah
22:55 < cat> ...but then I'd have to rename it benny or cletus or something
22:55 <&lietk12> you can have git do an alias which runs a script
22:55 < cat> lietk12: fucking hot
22:55 <&lietk12> and you could write the script to do something like trigger a program
22:55 <&lietk12> to do some beer related task
22:55 < cat> trigger a program that BRINGS ME A BEER


23:29 <&lietk12> you know how the zune is the "ipod killer"?
23:29 <&lietk12> bing is the "google killer"
23:30 < BlueSpaceCanary> they're "killers" in the same sense that the Constitution Party is the "Republican Killer"


22:18 <&lietk12> wtf are wiggers?
22:18 <&lietk12> do you mean uyghurs?


22:09 < zvavok> I just accidentally wrote "communist views" instead of "feminist views"


21:37 < zvavok> Scrotum!
21:37 < zli5t> they rawr cutely


21:30 < enigmatic_telemarketer> guys- i have used so many tissues in the past week its not even funny
21:31 < enigmatic_telemarketer> zvavok: why do you always kiss people's elbows?
21:31 < zvavok> enigmatic_telemarketer: too much fapping?
21:31 < enigmatic_telemarketer> >.<
21:31 * zvavok kisses enigmatic_telemarketer's elbows
21:31 < the_Pirate> enigmatic_telemarketer: ewwww
21:31 <@Paiev> dumbest answer ever
21:31 <@Paiev> :-P
21:31 < zvavok> NOT THAT ORDER
21:32 < zvavok> <zvavok> enigmatic_telemarketer: too much fapping?
21:32 < zvavok> <enigmatic_telemarketer> zvavok: why do you always kiss people's elbows?
21:32 <@Hotmomma210> lag has just roflstomped you, zvavok
21:32 < zvavok> well, shit


21:19 <&lietk12> @nick Co|in
21:19 -!- C0lin is now known as Co
21:20 <&lietk12> eeeeek


22:46 * cat joined the chat room.
22:46 <&lietk12> xD
22:47 < SirMermaid> <SirMermaid> so we should get some bots in here!
22:47 < SirMermaid: * cat (~Nortaneou@hide-DDBFE6CD.washdc.east.verizon.net) has joined #pctyd
22:47 < cat> anyway
22:47 < cat> BEEP BOOP I AM A BOT
22:47 < cat> COCK SIGHTED
22:47 < cat> HGKHKAGHLAUGHABGHAGLUHG
22:48 < cat> COCKBOT STRIKES AGAIN
22:48 * cat left the chat room. (Quit: MY DUTY HERE IS DONE)


20:37 <@elena-monster> anyone want to loan me a dick?


19:17 <@elena-monster> I made fun of the welsh one
19:18 <@elena-monster> he showed us some of his sheep on his phone
19:18 <@elena-monster> and I was like "oh, so these are the ones you've fucked"
19:19 <@elena-monster> and all the english people thought it was hilarious
19:19 <@elena-monster> he got embarrassed


23:57 < meokat9> marriage!
23:57 < magoni> sounds kinky


18:25 < magoni> shooting jizz ftw
18:25 < magoni> it's like a superpower


18:19 <@Ev> lietk12: I have had fantasies about girls who I have never seen in anything less then a winter coat and sweat pants.
18:19 <@Ev> NC-17 ones.
18:20 <@Ev> You just let your mind... fill in the blanks.
18:20 < magoni> UNF UNF IT'S SO HOT IN HERE UNF UNF
18:20 < magoni> MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF THAT COAT UNF


17:29 <@Josh> Maybe if I eat niggers, I'll be able to run fast and jump high.


07:46 < Shoff> "blowjob hole" is the best noun I've ever heard


07:38 < cat> damn near all the "hot" chicks or whatever
07:38 < cat> are pretty much life support systems for flappy vaginas
07:38 < cat> and flappier mouths


21:39 < SirMermaid> today, a girl in my grade slapped my english teacher on the ass as hard as she could, thinking it was another student
21:39 < SirMermaid> the entire hallway fell over laughing
21:39 < SirMermaid> for like an hour


00:12 < cat> FUCK
00:12 < cat> so I was eating a jelly donut
00:12 < cat> and it exploded on my fucking face
00:12 < cat> and I was like
00:12 < cat> shit man
00:12 < cat> donut bukkake
00:12 < cat> and then I was like fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap


21:58 < magoni> hobo is the newest hip fashion style


19:49 * magoni slaps A440 around a bit with a large trout
19:49 < A440> Is there just one trout that has been rotting away all these years?
19:49 < A440> Or is there a supply from somewhere?
19:50 < cat> TROUT PHILOSOPHY
19:51 < A440> The best kind.


06:42 <@elena-monster> I fell asleep on skype


06:20 < cat> if I have a universal inherent right to healthcare then I have a universal inherent right to punch some fucking commie face for the safety of my mental health


06:06 <%Colin> fucking the dick down the urethra with a rake


05:43 < Satan> SCIENCE
05:43 < Satan> IT WORKS
05:44 < Satan> (bitches)
05:45 < cat> PSEUDOSCIENCE
05:45 < cat> IT DOESN'T WORK
05:45 < cat> BUT IT'S FUNNY
05:45 < cat> (bitches)
05:45 < Satan> that too


19:37 < cat> hurf glmph slurp
19:39 < cat> am I the only person who thinks the earthworm jim tv series would be infinitely better if jim had a southern accent instead of sounding like every other cartoon character ever
19:40 < cat> hlagruhg mmblh blugh
19:41 < cat> jesus fuck why are all voice actors horrible
19:42 < cat> fuck this shit back to the crate of dicks
19:42 < cat> mnghlp flppt ngh


15:48 < cat> big stack of fresh waffles
15:48 < cat> cut a hole in the middle
15:48 < cat> add some syrup
15:48 < cat> add some dick
15:48 < magoni> cat: i'm hard right now
15:49 < cat> magoni: join the club


01:36 < Penisev> Is it bad to have over 1000 percent error?
01:37 < cat> fuck with your data to increase the error by about 9x
01:37 < cat> then crush your teacher in your hand


00:48 < cat> ah fuck I have to stalk you now


22:12 <&lietk12> again with the cube penises!


00:29 < SufferingxArtist> nothing a good orgy can't fix! ;)


15:19 < cat> see, what you do is
15:19 < cat> you get it set up
15:19 < cat> and then pacman -S links
15:19 < cat> and then you can rtfm
15:20 < SirMermaid> I don't know what pacman -S or rtfm do
15:21 < MrWuffles> lol
15:21 < cat> HAHAHAHAHHA


04:16 <%Colin> [There is the sound of a banjo falling hundreds of feet and hitting a cat.]
04:16 < cat> ow


20:33 < BlueSpaceCanary> "The good news is that "Sherlock Holmes" is the finest movie Ritchie has ever made, and that's because he didn't write the script. The bad news is that despite a good script, a good story and a great actor -- Robert Downey Jr. -- not to mention a seriously strong cast, including Jude Law and Rachel McAdams -- Ritchie still only delivers what is, at best, a break-even proposition. This is a director who can't get out of his own w
20:35 <@Iciclefood> This is a director who can't get out of his own walrus
20:35 <@James_Potter> his own wreckage
20:35 <@James_Potter> his own worrisome tendency to spontaneously combust, let alone someone else's
20:36 <@James_Potter> his own wandering lifestyle
20:37 <@Iciclefood> his own wombat conservatory
20:37 <@Iciclefood> his own wet sheets, from various activities the previous nights
20:38 <@James_Potter> his own wishful contraposition
20:39 <@Icicle> his own wampum
20:39 <@Icicle> his own weaponized uranium stores
20:40 < Aamoy> his own wantonlike behavior
20:40 <@James_Potter> his own wonton-like behavioral tendencies
20:40 <@Icicle> his own wonton-eating preference
20:41 <@James_Potter> his own wrecking-ball storage facilities


01:57 < cat> oh also the first things I did this decade were:
01:57 < cat> * blast klezmer
01:57 < cat> * take a massive dump
01:57 < cat> * jack off
01:57 < cat> I think that's pretty much the best way to start off a decade


07:15 < cat> Satan: yeah I'm sure she loves being compared to guro


22:55 < Dave> "Obama will be making no more public speeches in **Texas**.... He claims every time he gets up on stage to make a speech, some damn West Texas cotton farmer starts bidding on him.*"


02:18 < cat> I'm staying in the south from now on goddamint
02:18 < cat> * goddamint
02:18 < cat> * goddamnit
02:18 < cat> wow
02:18 < cat> (this probably says something about the south)


17:18 <&lietk12> clear
17:18 <&lietk12> ls
17:19 <&lietk12> oops
17:19 * lietk12 needs to stop thinking irssi is a terminal


17:06 < cat> hahahah my cat is drinking out of the christmas tree base again
17:06 <&lietk12> ahahaha your yourself is drinking out of the christmas tree base again?
17:08 < cat> damnit


02:41 < Geekthras> because if I had that much alcohol I would be unable to sustain a pulse
02:42 < Geekthras> or, more importantly, an erection
02:42 < MrWuffles> interesting priority list


00:42 < magoni> nutella is amazing
00:42 < magoni> and dicks are amazing
00:42 < cat> therefore
00:42 < cat> nutella + dick = triple amazing
00:42 < cat> (nobody said this shit was transitive!!!)


22:34 < cat> wait wait how do you laugh with a cock in your mouth


21:28 <@zvavok> guys, we should make a video of 9th graders making out with keyboards while fucking an _expanded_


23:59 <@Shoff> Hey happy tomorrow everyone


21:47 < wish4fish> at some point it just becomes normal.
21:47 < cat> wish4fish: how many years of licking and sucking does that take


20:51 < cat> brb
20:51 < cat> clothes are on
20:51 < cat> this must be fixed


18:19 < SirMermaid> dear son: please send us a sextape of you and your girlfriend. Your father promises not to fap to it. Love, mom


16:22 <@elenamonster> it is like a naked party
16:22 <@elenamonster> only over the internet


00:56 < magoni> LEGALIZE DICKS!!


22:43 <@Icicle> obviously we are all captivated by kung fu power sex


22:42 < bitch-fucker> guys, this is kind of like those movie clubs where they all watch stuff together, but porn
22:42 < bitch-fucker> can we do that more often?
22:43 < cat> bitch-fucker: holy shit best idea ever
22:43 < cat> aaaaaand there goes the channel
22:43 < cat> (although the fact that something like that was said in the first place probably shows that the channel is already doomed)


15:44 < cat> /lick zvavok
15:44 < cat> er
15:44 < cat> /kick zvavok
15:44 <@zvavok> AHAHA
15:44 <%jallegrasaur> THE CAT LICKED ANDY
15:44 <@zvavok> Worst typo ever
15:44 <%jallegrasaur> BWAHAHA


00:17 * enigmatic_telemarketer dislikes only being able to type with one hand
00:17 <@Paiev> enigmatic_telemarketer: stop masturbating
00:17 < cat> enigmatic_telemarketer: so stop jacking off
00:17 <@shoff> enigmatic_telemarketer: ooh what's agoing on in the other hand ^_^
00:17 <@zvavok> HEY GUYS SO THAT JOKE JUST GOT MADE THREE TIEMS
00:18 < cat> this probably says something about this channel
00:18 < cat> something very bad


15:56 <@Knight> my phone just alerted me that I have 0 new messages
15:56 <@Knight> and wants me to view them


14:59 -!- Josh_Laptop [Josh@hidden-18D103EC.austin.res.rr.com] has joined #Lounge
14:59 <~Josh> Bad laptop!


01:32 < Nortaneous> heh, all the quotes from here involve niggers
01:32 < Nortaneous> gotta love this place


00:41 <~Josh> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
00:41 <~Josh> fuckkkkkkkkkk
00:41 <~Josh> im so durnku
00:41 <~Josh> y
00:41 <~Josh> watttchhhhhhhhh a niggaaz up tow
00:41 <&Dave> shopping
00:41 <~Josh> bree ricght back
00:41 <~Josh> im hgoing to fog o fuck up some mats
00:41 <~Josh> onth the other doors
00:42 <~Josh> doors
00:42 <~Josh> mats
00:42 <~Josh> heh
00:42 <~Josh> lulz
00:42 <~Josh> lolz
00:42 <~Josh> fuck thos hos
00:42 <~Josh> llllllllllullllllllllllllllz
00:43 < Nortaneous> okay you aren't even speaking english now


23:20 < cat> so I just ate a bagel sandwich
23:20 < cat> (bagel and dicks of course)
23:20 < magoni> that sounds so good
23:20 < magoni> any sauce?
23:20 < cat> do you really think I could eat a sandwich like that without jacking off all over it
23:20 < cat> gotta season those things, you know


12:25 <@Shoff> wake up, brush teeth, rape corpse, get dressed, go to work


22:40 < cat> so I have to read this thing
22:40 < cat> that my teacher scanned and put online
22:40 < cat> and in it there's this thing about a baby that could talk as soon as he was born and declared himself the chief of the world and blah blah blah
22:41 < cat> and someone wrote in the margin "To which Queen Maya replied: 'Good, then you can change your own diapers!'"
22:41 < cat> and my *teacher* put this up


21:30 < Nortaneous> So I was fucking around with some random Google features.
21:30 < Nortaneous> Now whenever you search for lsafdjfsdki kdfkoo you'll get Google's homepage.
21:31 < Nortaneous> This is how much I hate studying for finals.


11:35 <&Dave2> Mornin'
11:39 <@Niall> Afternoon.
11:39 < Josh_IBM> Nigger.


11:50 <@cat> make me stop listening to bad jazz
11:51 <@cat> dodododoodo real tuesday weld is a SHIT BAND why am i listening to this garbage auhaughg
11:51 <@cat> WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
11:51 <@cat> PURGE
11:51 <@cat> PUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGEEEEEE
11:51 <@cat> IT'S MERZBOW TIME
11:52 <@cat> FLUSHING OUT MY EARS WITH DRANO YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


19:54 -!- BlueSpaceCanary was kicked from #pctyd by cat [TRANSITIVE OPABUSE]
19:55 <@Knight> I have been watching too much Rocky Horror
19:55 <@Knight> I read that as "Transvestite Opabuse"


22:10 <@zvavok> You can just pop out babies while running!


16:01 <@cat> FUCK YOU GRAVITY
16:01 <@cat> GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER
16:01 <@cat> I'M MOVING TO PLUTO


15:13 <@cat> what the fuck some sort of massive truck just drove by on the sidewalk
15:13 <@cat> HOLY SHIT NOW IT'S GOING BACKWARDS WHAT THE FUCK
15:13 <@cat> what the FUCK was that
15:14 <@cat> damnit is there lsd in the water up here
15:14 <@cat> (if there is, I need to drink a lot more of the water)


15:11 <@zvavok> Your...gynecologist...gives you opiates?


16:58 <@BlueSpaceCanary> Ann Coulter should get a sex change. Maybe a female Coulter would be taken seriously.


16:20 < magoni> arch doesn't run on ppc
16:20 <@cat> probably because ppc fucking sucks
16:21 <@cat> and nobody uses it because pretty much the only computers that use ppc are horrible piece of shit old macs
16:21 <@YourWorstNightmare> cat: "Sucks" is an extremely generous term for what PPC does
16:21 <@zvavok> hey guys, saying "just don't run PPC" doesn't address anyone's issues
16:21 <@zvavok> Since once you have something that is PPC, you can't do anything about that
16:22 <@cat> you can sell it
16:22 <@cat> and buy ten x86 systems
16:22 <@cat> and still have enough money left over for a good amount of pot


23:08 <@zvavok> "Dad I'm gay" "NO YOU AREN'T SON" "LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU DAD *insert anal rape*"


20:30 <@cat> holy shit I have 52 tabs open
20:30 <@cat> I wonder if I can play solitaire with them or something


19:22 <@Knight> yeah, chaucer is pretty easy
19:22 <@elena-monster> chaucer is a baller
19:22 <@cat> Knight: chaucer is easy? which corpse *isn't* easy?
19:22 <@Knight> good point >.>
19:23 <@cat> like I figure they're all easy by definition


21:31 < ZM_3> @cat: STOP! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE! THIS IS MY PRIVATE SQUARE! R-A-P-E! GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME!
21:31 <%DeepThought> ZM_3: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that.


17:34 <@Dubya> yeehaw
17:34 <@Dubya> bitchessssssssssss


21:33 * zvavok finally gets around to unsubscribing wish4fish's twitter from his google reader
21:33 < wish4fish> SHIT
21:33 < wish4fish> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
21:33 < wish4fish> I HATE THISSS
21:33 -!- wish4fish [42500e92@hide-5EF95DC7.mibbit.com] has left #pctyd [Left all channels]


18:42 <@cat> is there a university of commiebashing
18:42 <@cat> because I'd totally go there


23:07 < EENF> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
23:08 < EENF> NEVER GONNA UNH UNH UNH
23:08 < EENF> NEVER GONNA DECLARE A JIHAD
23:08 < EENF> OR SOMETHING


03:00 <@cat> wow i thought i wasn;t high anymore
03:00 <@cat> and then i tried gtp type
03:00 <@cat> heh


03:28 <~Josh> Lucky you, theres little mexicans running around the store..
03:28 <~Josh> I think some are born there.
03:29 <~Josh> I mean, they're destined to work there.. but seriously, I seriously think some are born there..


03:16 -!- wheebeingkicked [4c672064@hide-54C2325B.mibbit.com] has joined #pctyd
03:16 -!- mode/#pctyd [+b *!*@hide-54C2325B.mibbit.com] by Trillian
03:16 -!- mode/#pctyd [+b wheebeingkicked!*@*] by cat
03:16 -!- wheebeingkicked was kicked from #pctyd by cat [cat]
03:16 < sonicrules1234> Lol
03:16 < sonicrules1234> Double ban


00:57 * BlueSpaceCanary thinks it's TIME TO FUCKING SLEEP
00:57 * redacted thinks it's TIME TO FUCKING SLEEP AROUND
00:59 * cat thinks it's TIME TO FUCK AND SLEEP AROUND
00:59 * zvavok thinks it's TIME TO SLEEP AND FUCK AROUND
00:59 <%zvavok> somnosexuality wut?


22:49 -!- BlueSpaceCanary [BSC@hide-8882E9B0.cmdnnj.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: BlueSpaceCanary]
22:49 <@cat> damnit right when I was going to kick him
22:50 <@cat> cunted ass
22:50 < SirMermaid> what is a cunted ass?
22:50 < SirMermaid> and where can I get one
22:50 < SirMermaid> for... scientific research...
22:50 <@cat> well see a cunted ass is like an assed cunt except it's on backwards


22:41 <@MacOSX> WELL TIME FOR ME TO HIT THE COFFEESHOP AND WRITE A FEW POEMS AND SUCK A FEW DICKS


20:46 -!- Darth_Cheney was kicked from #pctyd by Reagan [oh look I'm even worse than shooting quails than you are!]
20:46 <@Reagan> PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M DEAD AMIRITE


18:19 < SirMermaid> does anyone know if a party is allowed to rent a brothel?


17:39 <@LordZeebmork> uh
17:39 <@LordZeebmork> construction thing
17:39 <@LordZeebmork> that digs holes
17:39 <@LordZeebmork> whatever the fuck they're called
17:39 <&lietk12> LordZeebmork: penises?
17:40 <@LordZeebmork> lietk12: exactly
17:40 <&lietk12> OH BABY LordZeebmork'S PENIS IS SO HARD THAT HE CAN DIG HOLES WITH IT
17:40 <&lietk12> >_>
17:40 <@elena-monster> oh man, sounds good
17:40 <@LordZeebmork> hey it's useful for gangbangs
17:40 <@LordZeebmork> all the holes full? no problem, I can drill a few more


22:17 <@LordZeebmork> ^_))))))))^
22:17 <@LordZeebmork> er
22:18 <@LordZeebmork> what the FUCK happened there


22:07 <@Rapeballs_McCuntington> WHY HELLO THERE MY GOOD SIR I AM RAPEBALLS MCCUNTINGTON EXCELLENT SALESMAN OF QUALITY RAPE & PENETRATION DEVICES !!!!!!
22:08 <@Knight> WHY HELLO THERE SIR
22:08 <@Knight> I BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY FATHER, BUT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE SOME OF YOUR GOODS
22:08 <@Rapeballs_McCuntington> WHAT KIND OF INCREDIBLY USEFUL & EXCITING DEVICES WOULD YOU CHILDREN LIKE TODAY ???????
22:08 <@Knight> I WOULD LIKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT YOU INSERT INTO A LADY'S ANUS PLEASE SIR
22:08 <@Rapeballs_McCuntington> WOULD YOU LIKE THE "BLEEDING KVLT SHREDDER OF PAIN"
22:08 <@Rapeballs_McCuntington> ONLY $9999999.99
22:09 <@Knight> YES THAT WOULD BE LOVELY SIR
22:09 <@Rapeballs_McCuntington> OR MAYBE THE URETHRAL INSERTION SPONGEBOB ACTION FIGURE
22:09 <@Knight> I HAVE LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY THAT I AM SPENDING EXUBERANTLY
22:09 <@Knight> OH I DO BELIEVE MY UNCLE HAD ONE OF THOSE WHEN I WAS A CHILD
22:09 <@Rapeballs_McCuntington> YOU CAN JAM SPONGEBOB'S LONG THROBBING SPONGE COCK DOWN YOUR OWN
22:09 <@Rapeballs_McCuntington> ALL THE KIDS ARE DOING IT
22:09 <@Knight> PLEASE SELL ME ONE SO I CAN RELIEVE PAST EXPERIENCES
22:09 <@Rapeballs_McCuntington> MMMMMMMM COCKDOCKING SPONGES HGLUAGHLUGHBARLUGRHBGAG


20:26 < zvavok> NEW PLAN
20:26 < zvavok> COMMENT OUT ALL OF MAIN()


20:06 <%DoorBot> Paiev: they're also doing treatments where they rub semen on your fb thing


18:56 < zvavok> There's an int being declared to be 89
18:56 < zvavok> and it for some reason interprets this as <octal> 9


02:11 < attractivemanfunk> like satan shat a running meatgrinder
02:11 < attractivemanfunk> into a larger meatgrinder
02:12 < attractivemanfunk> which fell into a woodchipper
02:12 < attractivemanfunk> made out of chainsaws
02:12 < attractivemanfunk> and beeping
02:12 < wish4fish> that is an interesting sentense


20:45 * Dicksmash_McIroncock wonders if mattsc's ass is a bag of infinite holding
20:45 < Plaid_guy> BWAHAHAHAH
20:45 < Dicksmash_McIroncock> ASS OF HOLDING
20:45 * Dicksmash_McIroncock holds mattsc's ass infinitely


03:05 < Fookbox> oh, what's in a name
03:06 < emonessmustdie> letters?


03:34 <@EarfuckMcCrushcunt> god DAMN I love being fucked up enough that I can say <3 with a nick of Earfuck McCrushcunt
03:35 <@EarfuckMcCrushcunt> without even remotely meaning that I'm going to fuck your ears and crush your cunt
03:35 <@EarfuckMcCrushcunt> well, any more than I would with any other nick anyway


20:02 <%jal1egra> well all of argins so i can't do that onee vir
20:02 <%jal1egra> iARG
20:02 <%jal1egra> what is wrong with my mouse
20:02 <@LordZeebmork|0> how can that be your mouse


19:56 < zvavok> hey, so I just realized, it's still Wednesday!
19:56 < zvavok> O_O


18:57 < enigmatic_telemarketer> what do MIT people do?
18:57 <@Knight> each other with chainsaws


18:55 * Plaid_guy fucks danielle gently with a chainsaw


01:24 <@LordZeebmork> I'll fuck anyone with a glow-in-the-dark vagina


00:07 <&Ev> Asscunt
00:07 <&Ev> Hmm...
00:07 <&Ev> That's pretty impressive.
00:07 <&Ev> And like, sex with it would be...
00:08 <@LordZeebmork> anal *and* vaginal at the same time
00:08 <@LordZeebmork> god DAMN that sounded like an infomercial
00:08 <&Ev> Lawl pronged penis what?
00:08 <@LordZeebmork> except you wouldn't need one
00:08 <@LordZeebmork> that's the point of the asscunt


22:42 < redacted> "and they are the only glow-in-the-dark condoms intended for the prevention of pregnancy and disease. "
22:42 < redacted> so what are the other glow-in-the-dark condoms intended for?...
22:42 < senthometoosoon> star wars


02:45 <%ja20egra> i find penises getting mangled hilarious


02:37 < Hugb9x> IMAGINE
02:37 < Hugb9x> GLOW IN THE DARK BREASTS
02:38 < Hugb9x> like
02:38 < Hugb9x> silicone implants
02:38 < Hugb9x> BUT WITH LEDS OF YOUR CHOICE


02:35 <%ja20egra> I WANT A DAFT PUNK DISCO DONG
02:35 <%ja20egra> i'm not even kidding, if someone manages to make their penis glow in the dark i will fuck you
02:36 <%ja20egra> that is a PROMISE
02:41 <%ja20egra> i'm not even JOKING about the glow in the dark penis thing byt he way


02:34 <%ja20egra> oh my god, you know what'd be wierd
02:34 <%ja20egra> fucking a light up penis
02:34 <@LordZeebmork16> ja20egra: taking a ride on a disco stick?
02:34 <%ja20egra> LOL
02:34 <%ja20egra> wesley, let's totally have some fun, this beat is suck. I want to take a ride on /your/ disco stick
02:34 <%ja20egra> WINK WINK
02:35 <@LordZeebmork16> sure, I'll just dip my dick in some glowing paint and then we'll be ready to go


02:31 <@LordZeebmork15> what's so bad about fucking a flashlight
02:01 * ja13egra is not gonna lie, wesley's quotes are hilarity
02:01 <@LordZeebmork9> ja13egra: you know you love it when I'm stoned
02:01 <%ja13egra> ?
02:01 <@LordZeebmork9> because that's where most of the quotes from me on the page come from
02:01 <%ja13egra> i love it when you're stoned?
02:01 <%ja13egra> actually, yes, i do
02:01 <%ja13egra> not gonna lie
02:02 <%ja13egra> i wonder if you're one of the mellow potheads
02:02 <%ja13egra> because youer' so unmellow
02:02 <@LordZeebmork9> well, come up to sex and find out
02:02 <@LordZeebmork9> er
02:02 <@LordZeebmork9> * come up to src
02:02 < Hugb5x> xD
02:02 * Hugb5x comes up to sex and finds out
02:03 * LordZeebmork9 sexes up to come


01:53 <%ja13egra> i've never worn a thong
01:55 <@LordZeebmork8> brb, gonna get a thong
01:55 <%ja13egra> awho, how cute
01:55 <%ja13egra> wesley's so determined to show how much of a whore he is that he actually is willing to give himself a lace wedgie
01:56 <@LordZeebmork8> I totally would if I could get to one


01:31 < T_C_11> we did sexual stuff?
01:32 <%ja10egra> not really
01:32 <%ja10egra> just groping


22:56 < LordZeebmork> BlueSpaceCanary: you're doping it wrong
22:56 < LordZeebmork> * doing
22:56 < BlueSpaceCanary> LordZeebmork: lolwut
22:56 < LordZeebmork> I think all my typos make sex on some level
22:56 < LordZeebmork> er
22:56 < LordZeebmork> or not
22:57 <&lietk12> <LordZeebmork> I think all my typos rake sex on some level


22:53 < LordZeebmork> damn why are the quotes near the bottom not as funny as the quotes near the top
22:53 <&lietk12> LordZeebmork: because being a bottom is better than a top?
22:53 < LordZeebmork> ...but they're not better
22:53 < LordZeebmork> that's the point
22:54 <&lietk12> LordZeebmork: because being a top is better than a bottom?


22:30 < LordZeebmork> it is a well-known fact that all coding problems can be fixed by adding more parens
22:30 < LordZeebmork> which is probably why everyone loves lisp
22:31 < LordZeebmork> when you have more parens than code, nothing can possibly go wrong


16:40 <&Dave> Good news! CERN is powering up the new superconducting supercollider. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. We may all cease to exist in about 15 minutes!
16:41 <@Niall> You don't believe that, do you?
16:41 <&Dave> Of course not. It's been in my reader for 16 minutes.


02:36 <@LordZeebmork> okay well
02:36 <@LordZeebmork> i am now going to styduytggggggb
02:36 <@LordZeebmork> whatever that is it sounds fun as fuckj


02:28 <@LordZeebmork> so the question ia should i stufy no ir fd
02:28 <@LordZeebmork> i don't even know what i was trying to say there


21:42 <@Icicle> so if I understand you correctly
21:42 <@Icicle> these people are from hell
21:42 <@Icicle> and they worship satan
21:42 <@Icicle> and they fuck whales.
21:42 <@Icicle> well, you learn something new every day.


21:24 < SirMermaid> elena, you would accept fucking by a bionic penis from the right person
21:25 <%elena> if someone built a bionic penis it wouldn't have to be the right person
21:25 <@Icicle> bionic penises would be leet
21:25 <&lietk12> bionic dick = robot hentai
21:25 < SirMermaid> there are already disembodied penises. the point would be for the person using it to feel the sensations a penis feels.
21:26 <@Knight> SCIENCE CAN REPLICATE THIS
21:26 <&lietk12> bah
21:26 < SirMermaid> i suppose you could feel both the penis and vagina feelings...
21:26 < SirMermaid> but that would just be weird
21:26 <@Icicle> disembodied penises? >_>
21:26 <%elena> if by weird you mean AWESOME
21:26 < SirMermaid> no, I meant weird
21:26 < SirMermaid> feel free to pretend I ment awesome
21:26 <@Icicle> floating around and ass-raping people
21:27 < SirMermaid> da-na-na-na-na-da-na-na-na-na GHOST PENIS
21:27 <@Icicle> the penises will rise and destroy humanity!


18:08 <@LordZeebmork> if the spaceship really wants to jizz out an orbiter it can damn well jizz out an orbiter and who are you to get in its way you filthy fascist bigot


18:05 < SirMermaid> my best in class moment ever
18:05 < SirMermaid> was when my teacher brought up the subject of a eunich
18:05 < SirMermaid> and a kid asked "is that like a unicorn"
18:06 < SirMermaid> and the teacher responded "no, it is the opposite"


19:19 <@Shoff> Hmm I wonder if Edward Scissorhands was into Guro?
19:20 <@Shoff> also Indy had to be into S&M


19:08 <@J_Seed> did you know ron jeremy is called the hedgehog
19:08 <@J_Seed> cuz he can suck his own dick
19:08 <+Thornimating> is that what sonic does when he's rolling around
19:08 <+Thornimating> and does that explain why he is so fast


17:10 < Dave_> We were in Pigeon Forge over the week end. We left to come home on Sunday. Traffic was moving slow & a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8".
17:10 < Dave_> Jay's Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. Then he read it to me.
17:10 < Dave_> Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership. "


19:26 <%DoorBot> LordZeebmork: i just sent you a handjob
19:28 <%DoorBot> LordZeebmork: did you enjoy your DoorBot handjob
19:29 <%DoorBot> LordZeebmork: my parents told me never to give you a handjob


17:59 <+insanoze> cambrian animals are extremely cool looking
18:00 <+insanoze> nature went on an acid trip and puked up some nightmare fuel


16:28 <+logen> extreme corpse racing
16:29 <+LordZeebmork> extreme grave digging
16:30 <+logen> extreme celebrity shooting
16:30 <+insanoze> extreme deep sea giant isopod racing
16:30 <+logen> or extreme politician shooting
16:30 <+insanoze> extreme lamprey swallowing
16:30 <+logen> or extreme highschool shooting
16:31 <+logen> extreme midget raping for the extreme crowd


16:09 <+insanoze> im part irish so like
16:10 <+insanoze> what sport should i be playing
16:10 <+LordZeebmork> insanoze: drinking games
16:10 <+Ry99an> lol
16:10 <+insanoze> yes


01:02 < Paiev> clearly shit knew it was september 11
01:02 < Paiev> where shit = she/he/it
01:02 < Paiev> >_>
01:03 <@LordZeebmork> Paiev: best generic pronoun ever


17:10 < [Punch]2> mexihentai
17:10 < [Punch]2> like
17:10 < [Punch]2> "can i rape you, esse??" "si..."
17:11 < [Punch]2> "you like that, mi padre??" "si... es muy bien."
17:12 < [Punch]2> wait
17:12 < [Punch]2> mi padre was my parents right
17:12 <+LordZeebmork> uh
17:12 <@Shida> it can be parents or father
17:12 <+LordZeebmork> i think it's father
17:12 < [Punch]2> lmfao oh
17:12 <@Shida> mostly father though
17:12 < [Punch]2> i thought it was friend


(1:00:00 AM) mortchek: I cannot read that
(1:00:02 AM) mortchek: because my eyes
(1:00:03 AM) mortchek: are blue\


22:47 <%DoorBot> Icicle: if i turn the oven goes AOIJAFOIAJAWJIFA FUCKING HELL THE CORNBREAD IS READY


19:32 < Gcommer> how the fuck
19:32 < Gcommer> theres a random mosquito squished on my keyboard x.x
19:32 < Gcommer> now i have to clean that key (I sorta squished the mosquito a lot worse by accident)


23:58 < NotaMime> you seem to have only three responses to things: hate, drugs, and laughing
23:59 <@LordZeebmork> NotaMime: haha go die in a hole, I'm going to have a few cigarettes now


23:34 <LordZeebmork> hello my food sir
23:35 <LordZeebmork> fuck you jhi am veryhigh B) i am revea secret fo the univese.......u r noob 2 th ways of de cosmicccc rays...................


23:20 * Shoff should probably start owning his own drug paraphernalia instead of using his goddamn /father/'s


23:08 <@LordZeebmork> why did i just gargle flat dr pepper
23:08 <%elena> because you are stoned
23:08 <@LordZeebmork> excellent logic


22:53 <@LordZeebmork> fUCK YOU
22:53 <@LordZeebmork> i mean
22:53 <@LordZeebmork> FUCK YEAH
22:53 <@LordZeebmork> go ahead psyvchoanalyze me for that


01:13 <+ansel> cause you don't have to worry if e-rotic_drdick.mp3 isn't actually spysheriff.exe
01:13 <+Pickles> Chi.mp - Content Hub and Identity Management Platform (Redirected)
01:13 <+ansel> HAAHAHA
01:13 <+ansel> wHAT
01:13 <+ansel> lmao pickles is shit


22:09 <~Josh> Insult Nortaneous
22:09 < botbot> Nortaneous, thou art a unsynergetical unintelligent Sturm
22:09 <~Josh> hehehehe
22:09 <~Josh> Even in his insults to other people...
22:09 <~Josh> He insults Sturm.
22:09 <~Josh> I absolutely love it.
22:10 < Tox> rofl what
22:11 <~Josh> That deserves a spot on the quote page, methinks. :-)


23:29 * zvavok humps jallegrasaur until the friction burns put us both on the disabled list


22:58 < zvavok> hey guys, if I ever end up having sex and it's not like Lisp, I'll probably kill myself


20:36 < Mermelstein> on an health report, my freind wrote that one can get addicted to heroin by looking at it for an extended period of time
20:36 < Mermelstein> he got a 100%
20:36 < Mermelstein> the teacher said she "hadn't heard that statistic, but didn't doubt it"


23:38 <%elena> I keep accidentally reading deepthought as deepthroat


23:43 < DeepThroat> friggin frig, I can't nick
23:43 < DeepThroat> I'M DOOMED TO DEEPTHROAT FOREVER
23:44 < Paiev> DeepThroat: that's what she said


20:23 < zvavok> let me beat my head repeatedly on a wall for another two hours
20:24 < Mermelstein> i love that game!
20:24 < Mermelstein> my record is 12 hours without stopping


20:23 < zvavok> that was a nice two hour bath...
20:23 < zvavok> err
20:23 < zvavok> nap
20:23 < zvavok> WTF
20:23 < zvavok> epic typing fail


19:58 <+insanoshyt> I just noticed something, something incredible
19:58 <+insanoshyt> california sounds like CALLIPHORA
19:59 <+insanoshyt> which is a genus of fat obnoxious flies that have a very loud buzz
19:59 <+insanoshyt> and they eat shit and stuff
20:00 <+mrscriblam> that
20:00 <+mrscriblam> is totally appropreate


19:31 <+redm> i thought you were talking about coke or pills or x or any other number of things that you are supposed to put up your nose
19:31 <+redm> not supposed to sorry
19:32 <+LordZeebmork> lmao
19:32 <+LordZeebmork> I like the first way you had it
04:17 <+redm> http://fentonsnakedmom.com
04:17 <+Pickles> Fenton's Naked Mom (.com)
04:18 <+LordZeebmork> redm: I thought that was "fenton snaked mom"
04:18 <+LordZeebmork> and I was wondering what the fuck that could mean
04:18 <%reptilicus> fenton! stop snaking mom!


03:12 <+redm> when I first decided I wanted to be a quantum mechanic I tried to predict what I thought electricity would look like when it was filmed at a high framerate
03:12 <+LordZeebmork> 03:12 <+redm> when I first decided I wanted to be a quantum mechanic <- great way to start a sentence


20:55 <@redm> my liver is going to punch me in the face when i get to be about 40
20:56 <@redm> an probly just jump out of my body and pick up a breifcase and put on a fedora and walk out of the house


01:43 <@salutations> like if i squeezed some buttjuice onto some cookies
01:43 <@salutations> and put them in a bowl
01:43 <@salutations> and poured milk on them
01:44 <@salutations> thats cookie crisp cereal
01:34 <~rtil> windows 7 releases today
01:34 <~rtil> all the google news that comes up about it is negative
01:34 <~rtil> and all the bing news that comes up about it is positive
01:35 <@salutations> what is bing
01:35 <@salutations> do you mean bingo


22:11 <+ansel> i just tried to type out /nick and wrote /nigger instead
22:11 <+ansel> i need help


16:54 * Alice tries sending a message to Bob
16:55 -!- Alice is now known as Bob
17:54 <+lenko> `quote lenk
17:54 <+Pharazon> Quote (1 of 2 for lenk)
17:54 <+Pharazon> <lenko> snort
17:54 <+lenko> lmao
17:54 <+LordZeebmork> lmao
17:54 < rtil> >_>


17:52 < rtil> WHOSE TO SAY I CAN'T MARRY MY GOAT?????!??!?!! HUH!?!?!?!


23:03 <@salutations> i have to go to this boys SIXTEENTH birthday party
23:04 <@salutations> i feel very
23:04 <@salutations> very
23:04 <@salutations> awkward
23:04 <@salutations> about this
23:04 <@salutations> but i really want to bang his dad so im just gonna do it


22:23 <+LordZeebmork> take your butt down on my dick ungugugugguguggnnnngngn
22:23 <+Ixintro> hell yeah!
22:24 <@salutations> zeebmork & ixintro
22:24 <@salutations> sittin in a tree
22:24 <@salutations> l-i-c-k-i-n-g (each others butts)


22:21 < rtil> but ysee some people like licking buttholes and well there is a special place for them
22:21 < anigen> deviantart


22:20 <+Ixintro> i'm a boob guy anyhow
22:21 <+LordZeebmork> 22:20 <+Ixintro> i'm a boob guy anyhow
22:21 <+Thoryboarding> [22:20] Ixintro: i'm a boob


18:55 <+Emanhattan> man is it true that some foods are afrodisiac
18:55 <+Emanhattan> like
18:55 <+Emanhattan> food that makes you horny
18:55 <+Emanhattan> and shit
18:56 <+LordZeebmork> sometimes
18:56 <+LordZeebmork> like cucumbers
18:56 <+LordZeebmork> if you
18:56 <+LordZeebmork> 're a chick
18:56 <+LordZeebmork> and you jam one up your cunt
18:56 <@salutations> whatthe fuck
18:56 <@salutations> can you leave?


18:59 <@salutations> bye
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19:00 < salutations> lmfao goddamit
19:00 < salutations> fucking autoconnect
19:00 < salutations> i cant even leave this place when i try


21:48 < wish4fish> well, i doubt parents would be creative enough to pick anything that isn't easily identifyable
21:48 < wish4fish> whoa spell fial
21:48 < Purplatypus> "spell fial"
21:49 < wish4fish> double spell fail


00:25 <~Josh> god fucking dammit
00:25 <~Josh> I got fucking raped in poker
00:25 <~Josh> its not fucking possible
00:25 <~Josh> I'm way ahead with trips on the fucking flop
00:25 <~Josh> and the cock sucker catches a god damn fucking boat
00:25 <~Josh> out-boats me
00:25 <~Josh> WTF
00:25 <~Josh> all fucking night
00:25 <~Josh> That fucking faggot
00:26 <~Josh> pussy ass bitch gets lucky all god damn fucking night
00:26 <~Josh> its just not fucking possible
00:26 <~Josh> FUCK.
00:26 <~Josh> fuck you god
00:26 <~Josh> you sack of shit
00:26 <~Josh> cock sucking asshole
00:26 <~Josh> son of a fucking bitch


00:07 <@LordZeebmork> where's my rape medal
00:08 * Shoff rapes LordZeebmork with a medal


04:00 <+RobHalford> when all else fails, blame a minority


18:59 <+dfhggggggggggggggggggggggggggg> say youre lordzeebmorks so sexy
18:59 <+dfhggggggggggggggggggggggggggg> what i cant even make sense of what i typw rbhfdhydhf


02:06 <@LordHighmork> FUCK YOU MACROS YOU ARE NIGH HOT ENOUGH UH ER NOT HIGH ENOUGH


02:04 <@LordHighmork> LORD HIGHMORK SPEAKS ONLY IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE THEY ARE HIGHER THAN LOWERCASE LETTERS
02:05 <@LordHighmork> LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE LOW AND THEREFORE NOT HIGH AND THEREFORE I WILL NOT USE THEM
02:05 <@LordHighmork> THEREFORE THEREFORE THEREFORE THEREFORE


02:03 <@Paiev> I haven't even jerked off since easter!


02:03 <@LordHighmork> KEYBOARD CORRUPTS YOUR RATIONALE TO KMNOW
02:03 <@LordHighmork> KNWO
02:03 <@LordHighmork> KNOW
02:03 <@LordHighmork> PROOF
02:03 <@LordHighmork> THAT IS PROOF


03:22 <~rtil> nothin like bowlin with a gay jew


(2:56:09 AM) squfar: i still want to
(2:56:11 AM) squfar: get a car
(2:56:12 AM) squfar: and drive around
(2:56:14 AM) squfar: chucking dildos
(2:56:15 AM) squfar: at people
(2:56:19 AM) squfar: because that would just be
(2:56:19 AM) squfar: so absurd
(2:56:24 AM) squfar: just walken along
(2:56:27 AM) squfar: POW right in tha kissa
(2:56:30 AM) squfar: w/ a big black rubber dong
(2:56:39 AM) squfar: and yell
(2:56:42 AM) squfar: HAAHA FUCK U FAGGOT
(2:56:43 AM) squfar: and drive away


23:45 <+LordZeebmork> lmaoooo shes such a fuckin slot
23:45 <+LordZeebmork> slut
23:45 <+LordZeebmork> fhfhh
23:45 <%lenko> SUCH A SLOT
23:45 <%lenko> MAN
23:45 <@J_Seed> <LordZeebmork>lmaoooo shes such a fuckin slot
23:45 <@J_Seed> ill make sure to call girls this now
23:45 <+LordZeebmork> YES I CAN'T TYPE
23:45 <%lenko> slut machine
23:46 <+ansel> i would shove my change in her slot
23:46 <+ansel> OH YEH


23:42 <+ansel> i got my fixed permit yesterday, so my name is no longer ANGEL


23:24 <+dentalhygiene> ok brb i'm gonna eat some toothpaste and see if i can get high off the flouride


20:22 <+Ixintro> http://www.edu.pe.ca/rural/class_webs/art/images/venus%20of%20willendorf.jpg
20:23 <+Thor> that statue is supposed to represent fertility
20:24 <+Ixintro> yeah, now it just represents KFC


01:49 <@LordZeebmork> so it's 1:50 AM and I'm procrastinating by listening to a song about incest
01:49 <@LordZeebmork> fun fun fun
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01:50 <@LordZeebmork> oh cool
01:50 <@LordZeebmork> I scared her off
01:50 <@Danielle> lol
01:50 <@Danielle> nice


00:15 <@Paiev> @calc 1/2**(99**99)
00:15 <%DeepThought> Paiev: Error: The answer exceeded 1.79769313486e+308 or so.
00:15 <%Eddie> Error: The answer is Yes.


15:26 <+lenko> knuckles is from a tropical island and has 'dreads' thus he is black
15:26 <+lenko> he is also very very very stupid


20:04 -!- Ixaudio was kicked from #thebackalleys by salutations [Ixaudio]
20:04 -!- Ixaudio [~dcweber57@Rizon-3844694B.cust.stargate.net] has joined #thebackalleys
20:04 -!- mode/#thebackalleys [+v Ixaudio] by rtil
20:04 <@salutations> oops
20:04 <+Ixaudio> :o
20:04 <@salutations> meant to trout slap you


21:23 <+Slack> What's your browser crashing page?
21:23 <+LordZeebmork> http://cryptm.org/~nort/crash.html
21:23 <+Pharazon> ^____^</title</head><BODY onload="document.designMode='on';//stringdocument.removeChild(document.firstChild);//objectdocument.queryCommandState('BackColor');"><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="500" height="500" id="crash" align="middle"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param
21:24 <+LordZeebmork> HAHAHAHHAHAAAA
21:24 <+LordZeebmork> hahahahaaaaa
21:24 <+LordZeebmork> ahahahaaaa wow
21:24 <+LordZeebmork> it even rapes bots
21:24 <+LordZeebmork> I'm so leet


21:11 * reptilicus slaps SPAGHETT around a bit with a large trout
21:15 <%lenko> not even edible italian products are safe from the trout


21:32 <+Ixintro> for some reason i had the idea of a guy getting a venereal disease that results in his dick turning into a dinosaur or some really weird shit


18:28 <+mrscriblam> i wonder if my dick will fit in the garbage disposal


17:34 <@salutations> hello peanut butter and jelly sammich
17:34 <@salutations> ima eat you
17:34 <@salutations> u r gonna be in my belly soon
17:34 <@salutations> mmmmmmm
17:35 <+LordZeebmork> then u r gonna be comin out my ass in big slappy shits


10:44 < salutations_> massachussetts
10:44 < salutations_> massivetwoshits


01:02 < zvavok> Jesus? more like JEWsus...


00:33 < Paiev> I was bored in engineering so I started doing geometry
00:33 < Paiev> and my teacher confiscated my book
00:33 < Paiev> and stuck it down his pants


14:20 < Gcommer> Hello
14:21 < Gcommer> Ugh, my cube pops way too much
14:21 < Gcommer> I would tighten it, but it really needs to be lubed again
14:22 <~Josh> lulz
14:22 < Gcommer> My rubik's cube -.-


21:51 <+systecho> allow me to explain to you the benefits of having 10 butts


00:11 <&lietk12> microsoft measures "safeness" by the number of antimalware software pieces it needs :P


23:33 <@J_Seed> HAHAHH
23:33 <@J_Seed> i just got
23:33 <@J_Seed> the funniest thing ever
23:33 <@J_Seed> ok i told you guys about the kid who slashed my tired
23:33 <@J_Seed> tires
23:34 <@J_Seed> well the reason was beacause my brother's ex gf told shit to him
23:34 <@J_Seed> since they were dating at the time
23:34 <@J_Seed> my bros exgf and the guy who slashed my tires, doug
23:34 <@J_Seed> ok well, like last week a girl at school died in a car crash
23:35 < ansel> LOL TEXAS
23:35 <@J_Seed> wait no
23:35 <@J_Seed> thats not the best part
23:35 <@J_Seed> ok well my brothers ex gf
23:35 <@J_Seed> was friends with that girl
23:35 <@J_Seed> and just text'd my brother
23:35 <@J_Seed> saying "Are you going to my friends funeral tomorrow?"
23:35 <@J_Seed> and my brother says "Who?"
23:35 <@J_Seed> and she says "the girl who died in the car wreck remember?"
23:36 <@J_Seed> and my brother replys "did the car flip out when doug slashed her tires?"
23:36 <@J_Seed> she died because of like some drunk driving thing too weve known about it
23:36 <@J_Seed> but damn i laughed
23:37 <@J_Seed> so fuckin hard
23:40 <@J_Seed> she just replied with "What the fuck is your problem"
23:44 <@J_Seed> my brother replied to his ex gf's "What the fuck is your problem?" with "Doug still owes me 150$ bucks thats my problem
23:44 < ansel> 150$ bucks
23:44 <@J_Seed> ya
23:44 < ansel> man
23:45 < ansel> the $ goes beforethe number
23:45 <@J_Seed> you should have been there ansel
23:45 <@J_Seed> it was amazing
23:45 <@J_Seed> i was eating lunch
23:45 <@J_Seed> and then the doorbell rings
23:45 <@J_Seed> and then doug walks in
23:45 <@J_Seed> and im just looking at him
23:45 <@J_Seed> mean muggin him
23:46 <@J_Seed> and he was just like :C the whole time
23:46 <@J_Seed> like right as he left
23:46 <@J_Seed> i laughed my ass off
23:46 <@J_Seed> because damn we caught that faggot
23:46 <@J_Seed> it was almost as hard as not laughing
23:46 <@J_Seed> when he called us
23:46 <@J_Seed> to say that he did it
23:47 <@J_Seed> mostly because we knew he did it and he blamed it on some black 18 year old named like "Donnie Johnson"
23:47 <@J_Seed> and me and my brother were like "that name is tottaly fucking fake"


20:34 < jshor> !op
20:34 < jshor> !op
20:34 < jshor> !fuckingop


20:30 -!- mode/#lounge [-h Nortaneous] by Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot, Bot


00:34 < jallegra16> OH
00:34 < jallegra16> STORYTIME
00:34 < jallegra16> there's this guy that i know
00:34 < jallegra16> he's a boarder at school
00:34 -!- jallegra is now known as jallegra17
00:34 < jallegra17> and he got caught masturbating by his dorm head
00:34 < jallegra17> the sad thing is
00:34 < jallegra17> the dorm head was the principal of the school
00:35 < jallegra17> and she had her four year old son in one arm, and 2 year old daughter in the other
00:35 < jallegra17> and she was babysitting all the other dorm-head-teacher-etc-children
00:35 < jallegra17> so there were about 14 others round her
00:36 < jallegra17> That's when they made a rule against masturbating with the door open


23:24 < jallegra|6> HERPES IS ADORABLE


19:54 < ansel> i think walmart is a govt plot to eliminate the scum of humanity
19:54 < ansel> and one of these years, on black thursday
19:54 < ansel> all the walmart stores in america, full of rednecks and obese black people and pedophiles, will be gassed
19:55 < ansel> then burned to the ground


19:59 < Paiev> Why is there a dependency called "libsexy" on my system?


17:17 <&Sturm> And the people who play poker are pathetic..
17:17 <&Sturm> This one guy measures his winnings by how many cigs he can buy..


17:35 <&Sturm> too cold for niggers up here
17:35 < Josh_IBM> Why they like to congregate around the capitol then?
17:35 <&Sturm> The ones that do migrate up here usually don't make it through the winter
17:35 < Josh_IBM> So they can be first in line for the welfare checks?
17:35 < Josh_IBM> heh
17:35 <&Sturm> of course


17:16 <&Sturm> But saying you rape at java is like saying you're good at taking a shit.
17:16 <&Sturm> It doesn't really mean much.
17:16 < Josh_IBM> But I am good.
17:16 < Josh_IBM> I can take a shit better than anyone here.
17:16 < Josh_IBM> I took a pic of a really long one the other day.
17:17 < Josh_IBM> It was *HUGE*
17:17 < Josh_IBM> Like 20 courics.


16:58 <&Sturm> People use lisp.
16:58 <%Nortaneous> to do what
16:59 < Josh_IBM> Build up their self-esteem.


16:18 < jallegrasaur> "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." Lady Gaga is a great role model for the new generation


19:46 <+systecho> sl0ppy sinful slabs of sirloin


19:38 < jallegrasaur> Wesley, you are ridiculous
19:38 <@LordZeebmork> jallegrasaur: ?
19:38 < jallegrasaur> you're like "I don't fit in wah wah wah everyone's a douchefuck wah wah wah hey look, a girl. i'm going to make out with her."


17:38 <%Colin> OH FORK ME WITH YOUR LONG CHOPSTICK THEN WE SHOULD SPOON


19:11 <%Eddie> doesn't help anyone, it's not even porn


23:27 <@LiberalArtsStudent> uhhhh irc is like a burning orange in the middle of the ocean
23:27 <@LiberalArtsStudent> im so poetic
23:27 <@LiberalArtsStudent> look at my metaphors
23:28 <@LiberalArtsStudent> my soul is like a sack of blue orange metaphors in the dark with smoking beers on one end


23:16 < zvavok> "For most of us, if it starts with "social," it better end with "networking sites.""


12:14 <+mrscriblam> teh
12:14 < GFC> don't you fuckin teh me
12:14 < GFC> you miserable lil teh
12:22 <+mrscriblam> ill teh whoever the fuck i want
12:23 <+LordZeebmork> teh
12:23 <+LordZeebmork> teh
12:23 <+LordZeebmork> teh
12:23 <+mrscriblam> zeeb knows what im talkin about
12:23 < theincredibletb> would you like a cup of teh?


19:53 * LordZeebmork needs to stop wasting time on qdb/bash instead of being social
19:53 * LordZeebmork wonders how to kill them from his hostfile
19:53 * LordZeebmork is too busy reading qdb to find out


00:24 <+Ry99an> i hate running over dried poo with the lawn mower
00:24 <+Ry99an> it turns into like poo vapor
00:25 <+psi46> it gets vapoorized


17:00 <+LordZeebmork> bleehh I should probably try to have some sort of life
17:01 <+LordZeebmork> instead of staying in my dorm on irc all the time
17:01 <+ansel> post ads everywhere that say CYNICAL RACIST LOOKING FO
17:01 <+ansel> INQUIRE AT 456-6554 ASK FOR ZEEBMORK
17:02 <+ansel> yeh man dat'll bring the buddies rollin in let me tell ya


21:27 <&Sturm> i suck dic
21:27 <&Sturm> i am gay
21:28 <&Sturm> i eat big dicks
21:29 <%Nortaneous> yep!


20:32 <@zvavok> Your momma's so fat that she went in the closet and then the closet closed by itself!
20:32 <@zvavok> Your momma's so fat that she had a car and then the car kept on honking because her belly was so fat!
20:33 <@zvavok> Your momma's so fat that she played the drums and she's not good at the drums!
20:33 <@zvavok> Your momma's so fat that she looked at me like this >:)
20:34 <@zvavok> Your momma's so fat that I'm smarter than her!
20:34 <@Chris> Your momma's so fat that she dressed up as a shark!
20:35 <@zvavok> Your momma's so fat the the cow was so fat that it exploded and it turned into a pig!
20:35 <@Chris> Your momma's so fat that she turned into a goat!
20:35 <@Chris> Your momma's so fat that she had a carpet and the carpet got so old!
20:36 <@zvavok> Your momma's so fat that she had a busy day at work and then she turned into a pig! Squeak squeak!


17:06 <@Sturm> say something clever
17:06 <&Nortaneous> yeah seriously
17:06 -!- Fafnirical [d0515d0e@hidden-E55BB276.mibbit.com] has left #src []


16:59 -!- Sturm is now known as Sperm
17:00 -!- Sperm is now known as Sturm
17:00 -!- Sturm is now known as Guest6790
17:00 -!- Guest6790 is now known as Sturm`
17:00 -!- Sturm` is now known as Guest59586


16:54 <@Sturm> I used to hack BIOS passwords back in 'nam..


<Danielle> i really like it at the length you have now
<jallegra> is there any way you can grow it out AND keep it short?
<jallegra> because short-ness is convenient
<Danielle> an inch or two longer
<jallegra> but longness is supposed to be sexier
<lietk12> "but longness is supposed to be sexier"
<lietk12> well, no duh
<lietk12> oh wait, you're talking about /hair/?


18:00 <+Plaid_guy|backintenminutes> I'm back people
18:00 <@zvavok> it's been a really long ten minutes
18:00 -!- Plaid_guy|backintenminutes is now known as Plaid_guy
18:01 <@zvavok> about three hours now


17:58 <@LordZeebmork> jallegrasaur: you underestimate the power of me hitting him over the head with things.
17:58 <@LordZeebmork> see, I'm a horny bastard. my right arm is strong as fuck.
17:58 <+Chris> LordZeebmork has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
17:58 <+jallegrasaur> hahahaahahahah!
17:58 * jallegrasaur laughs her head off
17:59 * zvavok is scared of LordZeebmork now


11:49 <&Dave2> I oughtta start writing that down on my timesheet -- "spent 1.5 hours staring at the fucking monitor while all the IT crap made my computer useless".


(3:25:00 AM) snawsball: i made an emote
(3:25:05 AM) snawsball: of a muscle bound coon
(3:25:11 AM) snawsball: :roidgroid:


02:03 < Alder> Necrophilia just...works. You know?


21:08 <@Sturm> "NSHSS has just learned of an exciting opportunity for our members to attend the 2009 World Diversity Leadership Summit (WDLS) to be held at the International Monetary Fund Headquarters in Washington, D.C. on September 16-17. The Summit organizers wish to invite NSHSS students to meet representatives from top corporations and government organizations who are gathering to discuss effective global diversity management and who are eager
21:08 <@Sturm> to meet bright, young scholars. The World Diversity Leadership Summit is the world's leading conference focused on US and global diversity issues, and over 400 diversity executives attended last year. "
21:08 <@Sturm> "diversity executive"


18:00 <@LordZeebmork> fuck yeah, arch
18:00 < Danielle> arch?
18:00 < Chris> arch.
18:01 <@LordZeebmork> arch linux
18:01 <@Shoff> arch = Seaking?
18:02 <@LordZeebmork> SEAKING LINUX
18:03 <@LordZeebmork> now there's an idea.


00:11 < Gcommer> damn i just pwned myself D:
00:11 < Gcommer> so ive finally got my DLL to initialize corretly and inject itself into a process, right?
00:11 < Gcommer> so im all happy
00:12 < Gcommer> but then i realize that as a debugging procedure, i made the DLL spawn a message box everytime the window received a message
00:12 < Gcommer> which happens practically 1000000000 times a second
00:13 < Gcommer> so now even though ive killed the process, my computer is still constantly beepin at me


23:10 < billymonks1> italian bear is the best


01:39 <@LordZeebmork> I actually need up to get for tomorrow shit
01:39 <@LordZeebmork> wait WHAT
01:40 <@LordZeebmork> holy crunchy cuntchrist I do need sleep


16:01 <+ansel> my sisters are watching gay anime shit on youtube
16:02 < squfar> your sisters should show me dere tite wet puzzys
16:02 < squfar> since thats all women are onley good fore anyway
16:02 <+ansel> tha one sister is 13 and tha other is 10
16:02 < squfar> cool
16:02 < squfar> i dig child porn


13:15 <+LordZeebmork> 1-800-niggers is a phone sex line


20:01 <+ansel> if you have auto-rejoin it still doesn't stopyou from doing anything
20:01 <+ansel> it's like a slap on the wrist
20:01 <~rtil> it makes you look really cool though see
20:01 -!- ansel was kicked from #thebackalleys by rtil [B)]
20:01 <@salutations> what if i just like to kick lordzeebmork and its none of yo business ansel
20:01 <@salutations> oh
20:01 <@salutations> lmao


20:01 <+LordZeebmork> if god is everywhere then when I jack off I shoot god from god and it hits god in the god


22:40 <+Instant|gaemmakan> I got a 19" LCD monitor for free a couple months back
22:40 <+Instant|gaemmakan> From a guy on craigslist
22:40 <+Instant|gaemmakan> He thought it was dead
22:40 <+Instant|gaemmakan> but it was just unplugged lmaoooo


16:24 <+LordZeebmork> ok this macaroni salad expired yesterday so if I ping out and never come back I'm dead


18:07 <@rtil> and i don't notice splits that often tbh
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(9:53:24 PM) Tigrennatenn: guys, it's not the size of your quotepage that matters!


14:59 <@rtil[a]> At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.
14:59 <@rtil[a]> Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands... a child in Africa dies..."
14:59 <@rtil[a]> Fom the front of the crowd, a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet...
14:59 <@rtil[a]> "Well, fuckin' stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"


21:07 <+Nortaneous> Goddamn, I need to stop clearing my FF history.
21:07 <+Nortaneous> I forget about all the sites I go to and end up spending the entire day hacking shit and jacking off because I can't find anything to do.
21:07 < Indubitably> LOL
21:07 < Sturm|qwerty> same here!


(6:39:15 PM) usernamed entered the room.
(6:39:38 PM) usernamed: yo yo yo mista bailey FREESTYLE RAPPAmozz=Z
(6:39:39 PM) usernamed left the room.


13:40 <+Hammi> japan would be interesting
13:40 <+LordZeebmork> if you like getting assrammed by hundreds of tentacles, sure


13:33 <+nonzop> THEY R LIKE PENIS SCUM IN MY TIOLET EATINg cum dookie dog dicksss....,m,.,.,/.m,/.,//,.


22:32 < kitkat> where'd you spring from, LZ?
22:33 <@LordZeebmork> kitkat: magical unicorn vagina from the skies


22:34 < mattsc> wats a magical unicorn vagina? sounds tasty


22:27 <&Sturm> My dad just walked up to me and asked me what my "sex policy" was going to be in college.
22:30 < Dave> What was your answer? Boys or girls? :p
22:30 <%Nortaneous> ...It's Sturm. Do you have to ask?
22:30 <%Nortaneous> Gerbils, obviously.


22:29 <+Ry99an> Charm City, my ass!
22:29 <+Ry99an> more like Nigga' I'm Gon' Keel You City!


21:57 <+LordZeebmork> lookit my teef dey gon stick out
21:57 <+LordZeebmork> i play ping pong wif dem teefs
21:57 <+Flash> i wanna get a crowbar and just
21:57 <+Flash> force em out
21:57 <+LordZeebmork> wen de tentakuru monsutaa come roun he fuck me in da teef


00:04 <@J_Seed> its based of of the richard matheson short story, button button
00:04 <+LordZeebmork> more like
00:04 <+LordZeebmork> butt butt
00:05 <@J_Seed> round of applause for lordzeebmork everyone
00:05 < Ixintro> ahahaw
00:05 <@J_Seed> hell be here all week
00:05 * BloodyCheery gives a standing ovation for Zeeb


19:51 <+Ixintro> fuck you
19:51 < nonzop> good boy


(4:06:50 PM) gingysowner: frisbee in hat = sex?


15:53 < nonzop> i have a fetish for nose fucking
15:53 <@J_Seed> ya me too
15:54 < nonzop> just cutting the cartilage with a knife
15:54 < nonzop> so the nostrils become one big fucking hole
15:54 < nonzop> and fucking their snot


20:59 <+Ixintro> my granddad was bi so that makes me 1/4 bi!


17:25 <@Dave2> Comrades! It's the Obama era now. Enjoy the collective.


21:02 <@LordZeebmork> http://cryptm.org/~sturm/files/engporn.jpg
21:02 <@Not_Shoff> engporn? >.>
21:02 * Not_Shoff senses a trap
21:02 <@LordZeebmork> Resistors and LEDs.
21:02 <@LordZeebmork> Porn of them.
21:02 < zvavok> O_O
21:02 <@Not_Shoff> O_O FUCK YEAH


22:19 <@LordZeebmork> Who wouldn't want one of those?
22:19 <@LordZeebmork> Actually both of them would probably be great.
22:20 <@LordZeebmork> Hang the Area 51 sex doll out for Halloween so you don't have to give out any candy...
22:20 <@LordZeebmork> Then, for Christmas, out comes the Jesus dildo.
22:20 <@LordZeebmork> Maybe get a Santa sex doll and jam it up in there.


22:40 <+Hammi> zeeb is the white rebel of the ghetto town
22:40 <+LordZeebmork> haha
22:40 <+Ixintro> Mizzaryland
22:40 <+Flash> times have changed and HE'S the blues man B)
22:40 <+Hammi> gotta mash up on these black supremacists
22:41 <+LordZeebmork> niggas fuckin goin down
22:41 <+LordZeebmork> man I'm fightin tha system
22:41 <+Hammi> they gonna go from niggas to niggers
22:41 <+LordZeebmork> brb ima bomb a fuckin kfc fUCK THE SYSTEM
22:41 <+Ixintro> niggas... being the system?
22:41 <+Ixintro> cracka please


22:48 < zvavok> "The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims."
22:48 < zvavok> HE'S DROWNING
22:48 < zvavok> QUICK SMOKE INTO HIS ASS
22:48 < zvavok> IT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING


00:34 <+ansel> i was talking to some punk faggot who thought minnesota was right next to him on the east coast


09:28 <+mrscriblam> niggas
09:31 <+mrscriblam> fallin
09:31 <+mrscriblam> from
09:31 <+mrscriblam> the
09:31 <+mrscriblam> fuckin
09:31 <+mrscriblam> sky


[6:04:44 PM] DaveBrrrrr: in myu opinion
[6:04:54 PM] DaveBrrrrr: lynching niggers is animal cruelty
[6:05:14 PM] DaveBrrrrr: thats why Im joining the Whites only division of Peta


12:54 <+LordZeebmork> OH WOW TENTACLE RAPE HOW ORIGINAL


00:08 <+Ry99an> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hot bath time
00:08 <+LordZeebmork> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hot porn time
00:08 <+J_Seed> ahhhhhhhhhhhh hot rape time


17:15 <+LordZeebmork> my house smells like a graveyard for dead assvibrators


23:29 <@Sturm> Didn't you know I can minds?
23:30 <@Sturm> hmm.
23:31 <@Sturm> lulz
23:31 <@Nortaneous> You can minds?
23:31 <@Nortaneous> I accidentally your mind with a rake.


23:24 <@Sturm> Tell her to succaD.
23:25 < Morecheck> Sturm: I'm not familiar with that verb.
23:25 <@Sturm> Suck A Dick.
23:25 <@Sturm> 'succaD'
23:25 < Nortaneous> Morecheck: Sturm is too gangsta for you.
23:25 <@Sturm> I picked it up from Josh. ;-p
23:26 < Nortaneous> Sturm: Ahhh, so you picked it up during your cybersex sessions?
23:26 < Nortaneous> <Josh> succaD sturm
23:26 < Nortaneous> <Sturm> om nom nom
23:26 <@Sturm> Nah, I was just lurkin' when you two were going at it.
23:26 < Morecheck> <Josh> That's right, swallow it all down
23:26 < Nortaneous> <Sturm> gosh golly jeepers I love the taste of dick in the morning!!
23:27 < Morecheck> <Sturm> It's magically delicious!


23:22 < Morecheck> "And so, Nortaneous must decide: to which person shall he give in to his carnal desires? Zoedina, the sweet young lass, or Sturm, the strong young man?"
23:22 < Morecheck> Wait, strong?
23:22 < Morecheck> Never mind.


23:48 < Fafnirical> No, it just means you're a girl.
23:48 < Fafnirical> And a manwhore.
23:49 < Nortaneous> Contradiction much?


23:50 * Mortchek plays The Handsome Young Maidens on guitar.
23:50 * Nortaneous plays some young maidens on his dick


00:07 < dcat> harry potter and the prisoner of azkabong
00:08 < Mortchek> Prisoner of Ass-KaBANG!


21:27 < Ry99an> run ixintro, hes going to plunder the booty in your chocolate cave!


21:32 < Ixintro> i wonder if a pirate ever got freaky with a chick using his thick, woody, splintery pegleg


13:58 <@Dave2> I went shooting a while back, and one of the guys that was there...
13:59 <@Dave2> Instead of calling "pull", he chose a different term for the triggering...
13:59 <@Dave2> "Nigger"
13:59 < Niall> Really?
13:59 <@Dave2> The guy in the dugout interpreted it in much the same way.


23:14 < Indubitably> with age comes wisdom
23:14 < Indubitably> bittttches


21:10 <@Sturm> I like serial killers.


19:27 <@Sturm> July_: http://tentaclehentaisex.com/
19:27 <@Sturm> That should keep you entertained for a few minutes.
19:28 < July_>: it's raining outside
19:28 <@Sturm> I like it when it rains.
19:29 < July_> can't go outside in it
19:29 <@Sturm> Yes you can.
19:29 < July_> i'll be all wet
19:29 < Nortaneous> But the tentacle hentai porn would make you wet first.


00:46 < cpo> ridin dirty through the city
00:46 < cpo> i got candy in the chevy
00:46 < cpo> pumpin my bitches togetha with me
00:46 < cpo> all these otha niggas be ready
00:46 < cpo> im a down south nigga


18:46 <~Sturm> We don't wank Obama to lock us up.


11:40 <@Sturm> Downloading the entire internet to provide search results isn't particularly elegant.


16:45 <+Mortchek> Your mom had a stack of men on her last night.
16:46 <~Sturm> So did I.
16:46 <~Sturm> what.
16:46 <~Sturm> No.
16:46 <~Sturm> I didn't.


19:15 <+Nortaneous> Nah, all they wanted to do was make me crossdress.
19:15 <~Sturm> Just as bad.
19:16 <+Nortaneous> Nah, that only lasts for...
19:16 <+Nortaneous> one day, plus however long it takes for them to get the fucking nail polish remover.
19:16 <~Sturm> 6 weeks? ;-p
19:16 <+Nortaneous> Which was another day.
19:16 <+Nortaneous> Well, after I did it once, they stopped bugging me.


19:23 <+Nortaneous> Gender-Bending Coloring Book Fun!
19:24 <~Sturm> You get to draw penises on women?
19:24 <~Sturm> That sounds like great fun!


18:22 <!Sturm> ScL has good porn, btw..


18:30 <+Mortchek> I hate it when that happens.
18:30 <+Mortchek> Like when that octopus attacked my uterus once


18:36 < dgelar> you know, i don't really need to hear about uterus-theft right now
18:36 < dgelar> although that sounds like a good deed


22:18 <+Mortchek> Avast Antivirus was blocking outgoing traffic from port 80.
22:18 < Lambchop> irc is not 80?
22:18 <+Mortchek> It isn't.
22:18 <+Mortchek> It was just HTTP that was being blocked.
22:18 <+Mortchek> But for some reason it was also screwing Explorer.
22:18 <~Sturm> Maybe it thought she was pretty.
22:18 <+Nortaneous> Dora the Explorer?


13:10 < Ixintro> i just grabbed a bunch of stuff from the office fridge
13:10 < Ixintro> got some coke from the beijing olympics
13:13 <+LordZeebmork> snorting cocaine
13:13 <+LordZeebmork> ?
13:13 <+LordZeebmork> chinese cocaine is shit quality


19:15 <+Ixintro> fucking cocktease ice cream truck!


23:41 <~Sturm> I like soup and asshole too!


23:44 <+sooo> IF YOU WACK OFF TO MY NVOICE SO HELOP ME GAWFD
23:44 <+sooo> I WILL FIND YOU


14:26 < Ixintro> mine in my bedroom is two feet long!


19:43 <+reptilicoot> i have
19:43 <+reptilicoot> a walking stick
19:43 <+reptilicoot> on my house
19:43 <+reptilicoot> he's really tiny
19:44 <+reptilicoot> i almost want to try to
19:44 <+reptilicoot> pick him up
19:44 <+reptilicoot> but he's so small and fragile
19:44 < Buck> like my dick


18:11 <+Ixintro> i'm not gay, i'm assexual :P
18:11 <+LordZeebmork> assexual
18:11 <+LordZeebmork> donkey fucker


18:16 < wwchicken> i lost my dick in the war


20:18 <+LordZeebmork> I should sell drugs or something
20:18 <+LordZeebmork> my parents keep trying to diagnose me with shit
20:18 <+LordZeebmork> I could probably get put on amphetamines of some sort
20:18 <+eDegoede> LordZeebmork, business skills are a must for success at Digipen! https://www.digipen.edu/prospective-students/tuition-and-financial-aid/


20:48 <~Sturm> I mean, my bff is OpenBSD and OpenBSD isn't gay.


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21:02 < guest66> you cannot stop the cock
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19:07 <%July_> I like little boys.


20:02 <~Sturm> We should have a political argument.
20:03 <~Sturm> In which I bash Obama and call communists satanic.
20:03 <%July_> I'm not into politics.
20:03 <%July_> But I do love black guys.


20:06 <%July_> I like black guys and little boys, so little black boys like Michael Jackson are the shit.


20:11 <%July_> I like meat ;)


20:12 <~Sturm> Nortaneous transcends gender roles.
20:13 <@Fafnirical> Nortaneous has no gender.
20:13 <@Fafnirical> Nortaneous is no gender, but every gender.


20:22 <+redm> I'm not going to discuss my showering habis but I will mention that I'm currently living somewhere without running water so I am going to excuse myself by saying that I am a red blooded american man roughing it without the pampered life of your everyday weenie suit


16:34 <+J_Seed> would you fuck me
16:34 <+J_Seed> i'd fuck me


14:14 <+LordZeebmork> I tried to type google and I ended up typing coock


16:58 < Isabella_> look, i have a pussy!


21:05 <+LordZeebmork> 21:04 <+duiauosuiisi> Ohh wow this penis is in the power position <---- what
21:05 <+duiauosuiisi> I'll put it up tommorrow zeeb
21:05 <+duiauosuiisi> but its really nice!


21:49 < Nortaneous> If my vagina has teeth, should I bring it to a dentist? Or a gynecologist? Or both?


15:58 <+Hammi> im gonna rip somebodys clit apart


18:04 < Sturm> I should have accepted that lap dance goddamit.


20:16 < Sturm> mib_8g8qx6 is pool-96-232-53-88.nycmny.east.verizon.net
20:16 < mib_8g8qx6> wtf???!!!???
20:16 < mib_8g8qx6> r u hacking me?


21:37 -!- Sturm was kicked from #src by Nortaneous [Silence.]
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21:37 < Sturm> Fuck you.
21:37 <@Nortaneous> Sturm: Everyone knows you want to, but it's not going to happen.


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20:21 <+domtilidead> it flopped pretty hard
20:21 <+domtilidead> deservedly so
20:21 <+LordZeebmork> uhhhh


20:22 <+domtilidead> fox are terrible people who deserve to have opossums biting their genitals


21:07 < Indubitably> People do me.
21:07 < Sturm> Sure they do.
21:08 < Indubitably> Sure do.


21:19 < Sturm> http://www.kindamuzik.net/gfx/Burzum-grp3-0905.jpg <-- Look I'm trying to eventually go for.
21:19 < Indubitably> Sexy.
21:20 < metafirrr> i'd tap that.
21:20 < Indubitably> daily, nightly, and ever so rightly


21:21 <+Ry99an> whats shakin homeslice
21:21 <+LordZeebmork> my dick


21:23 <@Sturm> caitlin: Do you know what unicode is?
21:23 < caitlin> it's like the colors right?


13:12 <&caitlin> fuck you teenage boys and your ability to eat whatever
13:12 <&Fafnirical> Including you, Caitlin? ;)


14:48 < HackB> SO on halloween last yea
14:48 < HackB> r
14:48 < HackB> This kid at my school was a ghost
14:48 < HackB> Except
14:48 < HackB> His costume
14:49 < HackB> was a kkk uniform with the patch cut out


18:47 <+Flash> you don't like blackies but you're ok with brownies
18:49 <+LordZeebmork> well you can't really eat blackies
18:49 <+LordZeebmork> unless you like the taste of aids


21:29 <+Ixintro> I like my name to say what I'm doing
21:29 <+Ixintro> Ixradio <- Work
21:30 <+Ixintro> Tuxintro <- Wearing a tux
21:30 <+Ixintro> Wanxintro <-........ nevermind


21:42 < Techno> me and zeeb go way back man
21:42 < Techno> let me tell you a story about when we were in nam
21:42 <+smellutations> not as far back as me and zeeb do
21:42 <+smellutations> we went to daycare together
21:42 < nonzop> i was in the womb with zeeb we played cards and smokedm like
21:42 <+smellutations> i used to pee in his juice cup
21:42 <+smellutations> he doesnt know that
21:43 < Techno> we were in nam me and zeeb
21:43 < Techno> and our best friend got his hand blown off with a grenade
21:43 <+LordZeebmork> so we yeeked us some chink jap bank accounts
21:43 < Techno> ye
21:43 < nonzop> sal me and zeeb shared an umbilical cord
21:43 <+smellutations> you shut your mouth you are a filthy liar
21:44 <+smellutations> hey you shut your mouth
21:44 <+smellutations> you are a filthy
21:44 < nonzop> our 2 fetus' floated around in space and smoked cigars
21:44 <+smellutations> fucking
21:44 <+smellutations> liar
21:44 <+smellutations> AHAHAHAHA
21:44 <+smellutations> AHAHAHAHA
21:44 <+smellutations> okay
21:44 <+smellutations> i just imagined that
21:44 <+smellutations> that was fun
21:44 <+LordZeebmork> hot zeeb + zop fetus porn
21:45 < nonzop> yea we did it hardcore yo
21:45 <+LordZeebmork> fetus n cards meet n fuck
21:45 < nonzop> zeeb but his tiny fetus hand up my tiny fetus anus and i smiled hiccuped and kicked


21:51 < nonzop> back in my day
21:51 < nonzop> we hunted dinosaurs
21:51 < nonzop> with rocks
21:51 < nonzop> and if we were lucky
21:51 < nonzop> WED EAT GRASS
21:52 < Techno> dinosaurs? in my day we hunted micro-bacteria with our flagelle
21:52 <+salutations> in my day we hunted butts with our butts


21:53 <+LordZeebmork> you know
21:53 <+LordZeebmork> it's times like this
21:53 <+LordZeebmork> I wish I kept logs of shit
21:54 <+LordZeebmork> so when I'm old and confined to a leet cyborg robochair
21:54 <+LordZeebmork> I'll be able to look back
21:54 <+LordZeebmork> and remember what I did when I should have been having a life


(9:54:42 PM) Nortaneous: I'm mostly on irc these days
(9:55:02 PM) Savvy: isn't that a big company?
(9:55:12 PM) Savvy: like moetary or federal
(9:55:21 PM) Nortaneous: wait what?
(9:55:22 PM) Nortaneous: irc
(9:55:24 PM) Nortaneous: internet relay chat
(9:55:53 PM) Savvy: so its a race?
(9:55:57 PM) Savvy: what the hell???


22:19 <+mrscriblam> ~fart~
22:19 <+LordZeebmork> delicious


22:23 <+Ry99an> My mom wants a lawn ornament of the Virgin Mary being gang-banged


23:53 <+ukinojoe> and picky and licky and sticky and foo
23:53 <+digdag> and lions and tigers and army bears too
23:54 <+digdag> #thebackalleys more like surrealist poetry hour


(11:00:03 PM) adammquinn: walmart here is nic though
(11:00:14 PM) adammquinn: if youre ridin around on one of the crippled people carts
(11:00:16 PM) adammquinn: you can just like
(11:00:20 PM) adammquinn: put ipods and shit in it
(11:00:21 PM) adammquinn: and drive out
(11:00:24 PM) adammquinn: and they wont question you
(11:00:30 PM) adammquinn: cuz they assume youre retarded


00:06 <+Ry99an> 1) INSERT "CUTE" INTO WOODCHIPPER 2) GET GLASS 3) ENJOY "CUTE"


00:07 <+Thornimating> aww wook at da widdle dickins
00:07 <+digdag> wook at my dick it ain't widdle at all


17:05 <+mrscriblam> ive never liked the term cum dumpster
17:05 <+mrscriblam> it sounds like somebody fucking a trash can


20:55 < Jehosapha> how do i type
20:55 < Jehosapha> wait
20:55 < Jehosapha> nvm


21:49 <+polytilipide> he has vagina with a penis coming out and the peehole of the penis is another vagina with another smaller penis emerging


21:44 < Zoedina> DAMN WIFE STOP TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY I'M TRYING TO TALK ON IRC.


19:03 < Georgia> nhie...
19:03 < Georgia> had sex with a guy
19:03 < Georgia> specificaly guy
19:03 < Zoedina> Nort and Sturm
19:03 <@Nortaneous> Wait what.
19:03 <@Nortaneous> No.
19:04 < Zoedina> Nort, you're so lying.
19:04 <@Nortaneous> Even if I were gay, I'd have standards.


21:24 <+Flash> wow look at me idling
21:24 <+Flash> I'm an idlealist


22:24 <@Sturm> Nah, my tentacle rape hentai gets me through the day.


13:05 < wasim> alright y'all!
13:05 < wasim> here we go..
13:06 < wasim> i am the wickety wickety wackity wasim
13:06 < wasim> i will never ever give you the money ransom
13:07 < wasim> because i am the W
13:07 < wasim> here to bring to trouble to you and your crew
13:07 < wasim> now youre probably gonna vomit
13:07 < wasim> that my first name is muhammad
13:08 < wasim> but i dont care cause im the W A S I M in your ear and you should fear
13:08 < wasim> and hear the sound of paranoid that you should avoid or else youll get destroyed
13:08 < wasim> im the emcee thats unbreakable with the melodies that are unmakable
13:09 <+LordZeebmork> so stop making them
13:09 <+LordZeebmork> pwnt


19:15 <@Sturm> I have 130 lbs of porn. In my closet.
19:15 < Nortaneous> 130 lbs?
19:15 <@Sturm> Dead hooker.


19:36 < Zoedina> See, with talking
19:36 < Zoedina> You're just making conversation.
19:36 < Zoedina> With flirting
19:37 < Nortaneous> You're making it obvious that you want to fuck their brains out.


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21:26 < guest99> penis puncher penis puncher youre all a bunch of penis punchers
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10:12 <+LordZeebmork> hey man you must just as stop with that gedoe because I am a super deluxe homosexual natural you also but unfortunately peanut cheese would say ahahaha I what is an homosexual I and you hahah screw themselves man


17:50 <~rtil> stop downloading midget porn its a trojan guys ok


21:54 < Mortchek> I had a dream the other night where I passed by a house wherein Sturm was having hot sex with strong young men.
21:55 < Nortaneous> I bet you enjoyed watching that.
21:55 < Mortchek> Nortaneous: You betcha. *waggles eyebrows*


12:37 <+cambo> there once was a lady called enis
12:37 <+cambo> who's kids would cry "mother clean us!"
12:37 <+cambo> she's soap and she's scrub
12:38 <+cambo> in her old old bathrub
12:38 <+LordZeebmork> then she fucked them all with her penis


19:39 <+psi44> One time when i was 16 i was out playing with my sister. She was watching tv and fell asleep so then i noticed the dog was horny for some reason so i jacked off the dog and then i took his stuff and smeered it on her face. When she woke up i told her she had been eating yogurt and it spilled when she fell asleep and she said oh ok.


21:43 <+psi43> did you guys hear of the new accronym of the north-korea war?
21:43 <+psi43> it's "PSI", and no I'm not kidding
21:43 <+psi43> "Proliferation Security Initiative"
21:43 < ansel> piss and shit ingestion


19:49 <+LordZeebmork> alright now let's see how much heilitin says my shitty halfassed paper is plagiarized from some inbred redneck in lower dinglefuck